Coach Z's Seduction

Come to me, Firion...
I don't know what's going on, Marzipan, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!

Hey look, another Homestar Runner/Final Fantasy crossover. And in digital art, too!

*SPOILERS*

Based on that scene from Final Fantasy II where Princess Hilda tries to seduce Firion, then transforms into a Lamia Queen and attacks him.

*END SPOILERS*

And somehow, Coach Z managed to work his way into the picture again. I guess I just love drawing Coach Z. I'd draw Homsar more often if he weren't so proportionally troublesome...

And if there's one thing I have to say about Final Fantasy II, it's that the royalty have rather questionable tastes in headgear.

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering what was up with Coach Z's Firion costume, I used Firion's Dawn of Souls artwork as a reference, as opposed to his Dissidia artwork.

And I swear, I didn't make that quote up. Coach Z actually says that, except to Homestar instead of Marzipan.

Final Fantasy and Characters © Square Enix
Homestar Runner and Characters © Mike and Matt Chapman